Come and Work for the Council

Saw this ad on FB:
Auckland Council

Launch your career with us! Graduate and intern opportunities available – apply now.

Home – Auckland Council Careers

Here was my comment:

Yes, if you have no ambition, like the idea of going to ‘work’, putting your voicemail on and putting your feet up, this is the job for you.
If you like the idea of stopping others from doing anything, and contributing nothing yourself, you’ll fit right in here.
If you are lethargic, low on energy and basically unemployable, we’ll have you. If you don’t fit this criteria, come and work here for 5 years and you will! We’ll train you in every aspect of our non-caring, non-helping and don’t-give-a-rats culture.
Why work for some private outfit that will have you running around like a blue ar*ed fly, come work for us and have a nice peaceful life. Where time spent dealing with pesky customers is kept to a minimum.
No selling required. No initiative required (in fact this is actively discouraged). No performance targets. No budgeting required (we have unlimited funds thanks to the ratepayers – we’ll just get more next year). And the best bit is your not accountable to anyone, for anything.
Oh and there’s plenty of time for hobbies whilst at work. So if you like to surf the internet, or endlessly do your nails, our relaxed workplace allows you to have this ‘personal’ time. After all, we can just employ 3 others, and all 4 of you can do 1 job. We’re at an all time staffing level high, and going for broke!
So come and ‘work’ for us, bring your friends and family, we’ll have a ‘job’ for them too, nudge nudge, wink, wink.

3 thoughts on “Come and Work for the Council”

  1. wow. at first I thought you were a smart onto it guy.

    Now I realise I’m mistaken. this website is nothing more than a pity party page where you feel you can have a whinge and a moan – probably because you got that dildo jammed so far up your arse its making you talk shit.

    Just because council dont do things as quick as you’d like them then you are quick to bag them.

    And that old article about the police revenue gathering.. something about doing 66 in a 50km area then wondering why you got a ticket.

    But then again your a westie so it’s no surprise you sound like a drop kick drongo.

    How about this.. learn to have patience and tolerance for others.. oh and abide by the law and don’t speed. Police don’t need to show you any leniency. They are there to enforce the rule. If you had not been speeding you would not have got a ticket.. and police would not have made this so called revenue.

    What a muppet. – no idea how I came across this hackjob of a website. – oh wait yes I google’d fortlock and saw your whinging page come up.

    1. Oh well, everyone’s entitled to their opinion I guess.

      I could easily remove this comment, but I’d like to leave negative comments stand. Others can make up their own mind about whether the comment is sensible or not.

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